BAND OF IDIOTS........ POSTCARD DEDICATED TO CORPORATE IDIOTS

One of the things that really irritates me is the unprofessional approach of my fellow citizens who are perched on top of the corporate ladder. There is something very peculiar about our friends who hail from this part of the world. Unprofessional to the core and full of inflated egos, these idiots need a crash course in professional demeanor.

Who says....... ALL IS WELL!..............definitely not in the corporate sector where band of idiots have decided not to pick-up their phones, not to respond to mails, not to meet (..even if there's a genuine business opportunity in the offing).

YOU CAN DO BETTER!...GOLDEN WORDS ON A POSTCARD

This one is for the special breed, that is slowly but surely inflicting irreparable damage to the business interest of an organization. Rather than focusing on more burning issues, company's precious time is being wasted on unproductive loose talks, by bunch of morons, who can't think, who are incapable of walking the talk. Trust me, bad run for any organisation is as much an internal people problem at the core, as much it is an external one, brought about by factors beyond organization's control.

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY............. CORPORATE HITMAN

You can see this dude, walking the floor in most of the offices . Smiling, never giving anything away, trying to be Mr.Perfect, someone you would love to work under. But hey! wait a second, don't get carried away by the deceptive demeanor. This is not a leader who deals in hope. He is neither somebody who believes in action. On the contrary he believes in creating factions. He believes in hitting people over the head.

Theodore Roosvelt once said "The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it". Not this man, my friend Mr. Perfect. He is not much of a believer in other peoples capabilities . He will make sure that the buck never stops at his table. He will ensure that everything that has success written on it belongs to him . Watch out for this man with three sides. You never know, you could be next on the hit list.

BATTLESTATION REVISITED..........

Sitting here all alone in the middle of the night
thinking, pondering, what went wrong?
Is it me? or it's them?
Who is it? Who has got it all wrong?

I am not turning my back my friend
Dreams I've still got many,
and courage I have plenty.
I am just gettin' sick n tired of these games,
games I can't comprehend and I would never ever play
I 've had enough I think, and it's time to walk away
quiet, real quiet I think I should walk away....should walk away.

CLASS OF SERVILE FLATTERERS 2009

Is it important to have an attitude ? My answer would be an obvious " YES". It's so important to underline your presence, to speak your mind, to be that somebody who thinks differently, acts differently.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't always pays, to be a special one. Real men should always be , real men. Recently someone told me about the famous ancient biblical proverb , that people who live by the sword, die by the sword. I turned around and said to this bloke, so what, so be it. It's hard, isn't it? to change ones personality, which has been built over the years on certain values, upbringing, education.

But this post isn't about the real heroes and their heroics, this post is about the class of servile flatterers, who not only survive but thrive successfully all over the place. I have seen obsequious idiots basking in the glory of nothing, yet enjoying the fruits borne out of the sweat of someone else's brow. I despise this race. These rascals have snuffed life out and killed promising career of many deserving candidates.

My piece of advice................BEWARE!! Fight it out and don't let mediocrity take centre stage and hold the real class to ransom.

BUSY NOTWORKING !! JACK IS HAPPY....AND SO IS JILL

No fetching a pail of water and no tumbling after. Jack and Jill are busy networking these days. Plenty of options to choose from , Facebook, Twitter,Orkut etc. Nothing wrong with that, isn't it ? I am in complete agreement, it's perfectly alright. In fact networking sites are cool . After all we live in a wired world. Technology has made it possible for circle of friends to stay in touch, share thoughts, ideas, so on and so forth.

But the trouble is, this "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a dull girl " ( Apologies Mr. James Howell for tweaking the proverb) attitude, is costing the companies dearly across the corporate landscape. Companies precious productive time is being wasted by irresponsible, immature young executives who access these social networking sites from their office computers during office hours. I am sure, yours truly won't be able to stand for the presidentship of any of these cool sites after this post, but I am more than willing to take my chances, and raise my voice against this menace which is a major stumbling block in upping the performance bar in scores of companies all over the world.

I am all for blocking these sites during the office hours. A strict ban should be enforced and anyone caught logging on to these sites should be severely reprimanded.

Sorry Jack........Sorry Jill. I think it's time to do something constructive, something big. It's time to make one extra business call, send one extra mail soliciting new business, meet one more prospect before you call it a day at office.

DEVIL'S PARTY !!!

Wonder what it takes

Is it really worth?

Some people do it well

put everything aside,

Take it all in their evil strides.

It’s a dog- eat- dog world

I have heard this before,

"Kill your soul and don’t look back"

That’s what you meant, now I am sure.

With blood stained hands

Looking less like a man more like a devil

There you stand.

No remorse, no apology

creating the great divide

has always been your only strategy .

Wonder what it takes

Is it really worth?

Some people do it well

put everything aside,

Take it all in their evil strides.